Posts Tagged ‘Videos’
Sykes’ Saturday Sevenish: May 9th, 2008 Educacion
Now that prices have come down a bit, think it’s time to buy real estate in the US? Hello no! Check out what your hard earned money can buy in other countries…
Can’t wait to read badass short selling
hedge fund manager’s David Einhorn’s new book…he was just on CNBC today talking about that oh so evil, unpatriotic act, impressing the hell out of just about everyone. I’m particularly pleased with him lashing out at the bastards over at the SEC. Guess you just need a few billion under management to get people to listen.
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Sykes’ Saturday Sevenish: April 26th, 2008 Edition
I met rockstar ANALyst Meredith Whitney’s husband backstage at FOX last year…interesting guy. Now he’s trying to hawk a liquid viagra product…check out this absurd video:
So industry bitch Patrick Byrne likes making life tough for short sellers, now it turns out his crappy company is being investigated—is it wrong for me not to feel bad? Nahhhhhhhhh Byrne Baby Byrne!
Marquee has been one of the hottest NYC clubs for years, learn from founder NT
You know what, screw nightclubs, check out this interview with kingpin hotelier IS
Screw physical properties altogether, learn from blogger/internet property kingpin MA
THIS is a really cool boat!
You guys better be signing up demo accounts at Speedtrader, I wanna hear what you think…and don’t forget that for forex trading, there’s ONLY GFT!
ANALysts & Venture Capitalists Know S#@! About How SmallCap Stocks Trade
While I respect Andy Kessler for making a ton of $ back during the bubble and writing two superb books–Wall Street Meat and Running Money, this piece of s$#@ interview he gave on smallcaps really makes me mad. Not only does he believe it a foregone conclusion that investors should look for companies with emerging technologies, but he also refuses to name any names or give any kind of timeframe whatsoever for his theory.
To Andy and all other venture capitalists, do your thing with big companies, but don’t talk about smallcaps and microcaps—these companies ALL have cool technologies, but this isn’t 1999, most of these companies are gonna fail and their grim reality is reflected in their stock prices. While you have good intentions, interviews like this are what gets people investing / believing in these POS companies, inevitably losing $ and thinking this niche is random, which, if you focus on the proper variables—chart, volume, manipulation, message board hype etc—is clearly not the case. Dangerous dangerous dangerous, welcome to why media outlets are sooooo bad with smallcaps and microcaps–it’s a different world down here in the gutter, ain’t no place for WASPs!
Lie Detector For Talking Heads: Grave Consequences For TV Interviews
You guys know I’ve been on my “nearly everyone in this industry is full of BS / the financial media is an unfunny joke” crusade for a while now, but with regards to a product that actually does something about it–or claims to–unsuprisingly, I’ve been outscooped by the world’s top financial blogger Barry Ritholtz.
RealScoop uses their special voice analysis technology to measure the believeability of what people say in videos–yeah that’s right, useless talking heads, corporate scumbags execs: get scared. Cute, right? A lie detector and a big scary guy patting a baseball bat standing beside them would def. work better, but baby steps…
Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 19th, 2008 Edition
I’m never gonna be able to find exactly seven so here’s 7-ish articles from the week that was…
THIS blog compares me to a Duke basketball player—I like the piece on the whole—especially the point he makes, but c’mon Duke basketball is just evil—I’m not—UConn forever!
Gotta love that 5 hedge fund managers raked in over $1 billion each in personal earnings last year…America, f%#@ yeah!
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Guess what I’m saying at the end of this video:
Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 12th, 2008 Edition
Stupid stupid teenage girls film assault on another teenage girl specifically to post video on Youtube, video’s gone viral, but they’re in jail…no joke…disgusting…
10 movie gadgets that have become reality
Forget website analytics, time to start analyzing your email, but only if you have Gmail (Gratzie PK)
Another successful—if not legendary—trader gives his rules for success (awww c’mon Todd, no banjos?)
Learn your history, venture capital history that is
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Inside the panic at E*Trade…you stupid stupid longs don’t even know how close to disaster many of these financial firms are coming
TIM Lesson: Never buy or short sell falling knives, much is happening behinds the scenes, none of it is predictable
A Legendary Trader’s Music Video…Seriously
Other than legendary billionaire traders, you should listen to legendary-not-quite-a-billionaire-but-still-damn-successful-traders like Ed Seykota who’s featured in required reading Market Wizards. There’s little doubt as to his trading abilities, his musical talent, well,that’s a whole different story…let’s see what you guys think:
Gratzie Covel
The Office Of A Real Wall Street Player
Forget fancy offices filled with fee-earning overdressed big talkers, this is how a Real Wall Streeter operates:
Gratzie Lindzon
Good Financial Advice From Real Wall Streeters: Listen To Billionaires Over Journalists And Talking Heads
Here’s a great 3-part interview the man himself, Mr. George Soros, whose current net worth is north of $8 billion, all created through financial speculation. If you don’t know who he is, first be ashamed, then see his bio HERE. Then click the picture below to watch the pathetically unembeddable video:
Now that’s an interview! Always trust the views of experienced/proven-successful billionaires over that of the experienced-sounding but success-lacking journalists, marketers and talking heads who infest our great industry.
CNBC Has No Young Viewers, My Readers Are All Young, Hmmmmm
Catching up on some somewhat-useless headlines…while CNBC’s ratings were up 20% as whole, their numbers for everybody not getting social security were down 20%. Where did those viewers go…obviously not to Fox Biz–not with their 10k daily viewers…sorry guys…and probably not to BloombergTV–that channel works better than Nyquil aka should never be watched while operating heavy machinery.
My guess: those “young people” stopped caring about finance because IT BORES THEM!

Insiders don’t realize it–they need to star on a reality TV show–outsiders understand nothing! It’s okay in bull markets because at least viewers are making money, but when bear markets hit, then they’re just confused AND poor…not a good combo at all.
UPDATES
May 10, 2008Saturday linkfest, read it or weep
May 9, 2008Made a cool 20% in 2 days on VRML, just a perfectly executed trade from start to finish, nap time
May 9, 2008VRML about to crack $3.40, could take 20 minutes or so, enough time to listen to the latest TIMradio podcast with Thinkorswim founder / industry badass Tom Sosnoff!
May 9, 200810 stocks to watch today, don't worry about not finding shares to short, few are ideal anyway
















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