Thank The SEC For Once: Wall Street Warriors Open Casting Call

Most reality shows gets tens to hundreds of thousands of applicants so the chances of actually getting picked are like the chances of me kissing and making up with the SEC aka slim to none. But not so in the joke that is the finance industry.

Thanks to absurd, blatantly anti-American regulations (SEC take a bow) limiting freedom of speech, freedom of the press and basically everything to which we Americans take for granted, firms and industry insiders won’t allow video cameras—and even more dangerous a possible international audience—to view such XXX-rated evils like stock trading and brokers baiting and switching! Money-making is simply too scandalous to ever be allowed to go mainstream, the public just wouldn’t be able to handle it, right?

This is why our children, influenced by TV/society, ignore finance/using their brains in favor of more animalistic/primitive pursuits, trying to perfect their voices (American Idol), muscles (ARod or American Gladiator) or looks (America’s Next Top Model) to get rich and famous.

Pathetic.

Luckily, if you don’t give a flying f$#@ about some imaginary line drawn by corrupt balding bastards (encore bow SEC…hmmm, they really like the ephors in the movie 300 aren’t they?) or if your firm is crappy/desperate enough to be willing to bend the rules, I give you THIS open Wall Street Warriors casting call. This Tuesday afternoon.  

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Wall Street Warriors Season 3 Casting Call

Got a call yesterday from my old pal, Scott Gill, producer of that fine little show Wall Street Warriors

Apparently, the second season was successful enough to warrant a third season and now they’re on the lookout for new castmembers. So, if you’re willing to let loose on national TV, in the NYC area, work in finance and can film this summer and fall, contact me HERE and I’ll put you in touch.

I’d never waste Scott’s precious time on any typically boring sissy value investors and if you’re afraid you can’t handle the spotlight (cuz it has been known to cause articles like THIS) don’t even bother applying. Basically they’re looking for someone whose idea of fun is a bit more than throwing a stick to a dog on a beach, no matter how successful they’ve been.

PS In case you missed any of season 1 or 2, all episodes are streaming in high-quality and for free RIGHT HERE

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Finding The Right Slice Of Time To Be Invested

TIM $13,871, Down $156 on the Day, Long 200 SOLF @ $17.70.

Check out my review of WSW Season 2, Episode 1.

Small loss today is a small price to pay for furthering my education. Sooooo many tiny stocks bouncing, the problem is most are actually bottoming/not up enough to short yet. Trading is so much more difficult than investing because you’re not just judging the company, you’re judging a company during infinite slices of time—most slices are unpredictable, only 1 out of every 1,000+ slices has the right variables to be worthy of your money.  

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MOJO Money Night Review

Perhaps it’s fitting that just as hi-def television network MOJO HD debuts their “MOJO Money Night”, a collection of three half-hour documentaries; Wall Street Warriors, Bobby G and Start-Up Junkies, which will be the first prime time slot dedicated to the finance industry when they debut this Thursday, January 24th, worldwide financial markets are crashing, providing the latest example of the infamous magazine cover contrary indicator. TV shows aren’t exactly magazine covers, but the point is that when the press gets to a story, it’s usually time to sell.  

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Episodes of Wall Street Warriors Now Available For Purchase

In case you somehow still haven’t seen Wall Street Warriors on MOJO, you can now by individual episodes on Amazon Unbox for $2 each . Seems like a pretty good deal. Get excited.

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