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It Is Mindless Entertainment But It’s Goooood: Jim Cramer vs. Jon Stewart

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Wed 11th of Mar, 2009 03:01:28 PM

A few hours ago, I tweeted (follow me on twitter HERE!):
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John McCain Beats Barack Obama

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Sat 1st of Nov, 2008 10:59:45 AM

This is a funny video idea, send it to your friends ASAP!
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Entertainment Today: No LiveStock, Just A Riveting Account Of Bear Stearns Collapse!

Posted by timothysykes on Fri 4th of Jul, 2008 03:51:04 PM

Due to the holiday, you might’ve guessed there’s no LiveStock today (although I was ready to do it!), but since you’ve become used to being entertained each and every Friday–Family Matters-style–I dug something up that you might just like…

See the whole article HERE and be prepared to spend some time reading it–it ain’t short, but it is worthwhile. Of course it had to come from a non-finance media outlet: Vanity Fair. Because as you know, just as corrupt as Penny Stocks are, the financial media is boring times infinity (besides even being a little corrupt themselves)

OK, no more ripping, this account of the Bear collapse really is educational and entertaining, good job Vanity Fair! And for those of you who need more convincing to read a long article, just check out the kind of cool pics they use:
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SS7: Bear Stearns Succeeds At Something & Other Fun Facts You Probly Didn’t Know

Posted by timothysykes on Sun 15th of Jun, 2008 03:56:12 PM

When you do an 8-hour marathon show, you’re inevitably gonna fall behind on some stuff, Sykes’ Saturday Seven was one of the causalities, here it is:

God I love it…You want the pump? You want the pump? You can’t handle the pump!

Cost of living rising due to speculators? Pffffff Maybe the cost of dying is dropping due to speculators?

Bear Stearns is actually
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SS7: The Modern-Day Reminiscences Of A Stock Operator & Other Trading Links

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 7th of Jun, 2008 09:37:22 AM

Great book review for An American Hedge Fund from another trader of low priced stocks TK

Anyone who is considering a career as a trader in the
securities business needs to read the book An American Hedge
Fund. It is the honest, real-life story of what a
trader will face in the quest for success.

Click HERE to read the rest…TK was even kind enough to forward a followup email one of his readers sent him:

Thanks for the book recommendation An American Hedge Fund by Timothy Sykes it was a great read. Reminded me a little of Reminiscences of a Stock Operator.

Boom! And check out TFPOI’s review HERE. My favorite parts:

Overall, I would recommend this book to anyone who has a child interested in the stock market, anyone interested in starting their own hedge fund, or anyone looking for a great financial read on par with Reminiscences of a Stock Operator.

Ahhh yes considering ROASO is literally the best financial piece of writing ever, getting compared to it again and again is truly an honor, and it helps with my insecurity issues…Whewwww

Angry about high gas prices? Do something constructive with your rage and burn gas stations!
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Forget Barton Biggs, This Is Real World Hedgehogging

Posted by timothysykes on Mon 2nd of Jun, 2008 04:54:21 PM

You probly all have read the decent/above-average/coulda woulda shoulda been a lot more book Hedgehogging by Barton Biggs. Well, now TIMtv has found a video clip that blows that little book away…not only is it more entertaining and eerily representative of those in the hedge fund industry, it’s free and you can watch it right HERE!

SS7: Steve Ballmer Gets Egged, Understanding The UltraShort Oil & Gas ProShares (DUG) & More!

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 24th of May, 2008 11:29:29 AM

Great message board focusing on stocks that send out spam

My buddy had THIS $175 burger on Wall Street, he told me it sucked….big surprise

It’s not nearly as educational as THIS (which is brought to you by SpeedTrader), but you know you gotta watch Steve Ballmer of Microsoft get egged…you just gotta
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Sykes’ Saturday Sevenish: May 17th, 2008 Inside Edition

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 17th of May, 2008 10:44:58 AM

Trade with any of my sponsors and you’re pretty much set:

Active traders: Speedtrader!

Forex traders: GFT!

Futures traders: Optimus

Shorting Penny Stocks: Thinkorswim

Everyone’s going crazy over Bill O’Reilly’s finny breakdown video clip…they should be, it’s friggin hilarious!
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Sykes’ Saturday Sevenish: April 26th, 2008 Edition

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 26th of Apr, 2008 12:15:00 PM

I met rockstar ANALyst Meredith Whitney’s husband backstage at FOX last year…interesting guy. Now he’s trying to hawk a liquid viagra product…check out this absurd video:

So industry bitch Patrick Byrne likes making life tough for short sellers, now it turns out his crappy company is being investigated—is it wrong for me not to feel bad? Nahhhhhhhhh Byrne Baby Byrne!

Marquee has been one of the hottest NYC clubs for years, learn from founder NT

You know what, screw nightclubs, check out this interview with kingpin hotelier IS

Screw physical properties altogether, learn from blogger/internet property kingpin MA

THIS is a really cool boat!

You guys better be signing up demo accounts at Speedtrader, I wanna hear what you think…and don’t forget that for forex trading, there’s ONLY GFT!
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First Quarter 2008 Review: Earn 21% Every 3 Months And You’ll Live A Happy Life

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Sat 12th of Apr, 2008 03:06:42 PM

Coming off my best week since I started TIM 5+ months ago ($900-ish profits), it’s good to review past successes and mistakes. Without further ado, I give you the first quarter of 2008 in a nutshell, where TIM used small account size–finishing at $17,388–combined with PennyStocking to thoroughly dominate the performance of ALL major indexes, even while making tons of mistakes. Follow along and learn to do the same…already 5% higher in April and I’m just getting warmed up…

timq108 First Quarter 2008 Review: Earn 21% Every 3 Months And Youll Live A Happy Life

Successes:

How I Made An 8% Return Before Lunch

How I Made 25% Just By Holding A Distinct Pattern Overnight

How I Made 8% In One Morning, Leaving 40%+ On The Table One Day Later

Why My Strategy Works Even For Stupid People

God, I Love Short Selling Penny Stocks!
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Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 12th, 2008 Edition

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 12th of Apr, 2008 11:29:29 AM

Stupid stupid teenage girls film assault on another teenage girl specifically to post video on Youtube, video’s gone viral, but they’re in jail…no joke…disgusting…

10 movie gadgets that have become reality

Forget website analytics, time to start analyzing your email, but only if you have Gmail (Gratzie PK)

Another successful—if not legendary—trader gives his rules for success (awww c’mon Todd, no banjos?)

Learn your history, venture capital history that is

Get the WSJ for free!

Inside the panic at E*Trade…you stupid stupid longs don’t even know how close to disaster many of these financial firms are coming

TIM Lesson: Never buy or short sell falling knives, much is happening behinds the scenes, none of it is predictable
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Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 5th, 2008 Edition

Posted by timothysykes on Sat 5th of Apr, 2008 12:07:12 PM

Gotta love how the press frames news—in this case the Clintons making $100mil+…over 8 years…c’mon it’s not so much, they’ve done a better job than many corporate CEOs who are much richer!

Speaking of failed CEOs, I ripped on former OSTK-CEO-now-turned-madman-to-the-delight-of-many Patrick Byrne in this post, but now he’s out to prove everyone wrong in submitting THIS essay about Jim Cramer. Forget Cramer, is Byrne sane or insane? You be the judge…my vote hasn’t changed.

Say hello to my sponsors, GFT Forex and HotOTC.com… trade currencies or Penny Stocks, your choice, gotta love the freedom…goddamn I love this country!

Funny site that claims to cure boredom

This video cures boredom visually:


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TIM Trades

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Date Stock Buy Sell Net
Nov 19 AENY $2.80 $3.02 $1148
Nov 18 NLST $4.16 $4.40 $947
Nov 18 IMGG $1.42 $1.64 $2094
Nov 17 NLST $5.04 $5.59 $2195
Nov 13 VRMLQ $21.50 $22.97 $2901
Nov 11 EONC $2.61 $2.80 $687
Nov 10 EONC $2.74 $3.36 $9784
Nov 6 QXM $4.31 $4.80 $1936
Nov 4 COT $8.66 $8.88 $642
Nov 4 QXM $4.61 $4.89 $822
Oct 30 DDRX $25.70 $26.53 $812
Oct 29 CTDC $4.00 $4.42 $781
Oct 26 AWSL $3.24 $4.10 $2516
Oct 23 RODM $5.27 $5.23 $301
Oct 22 AMLM $2.69 $2.97 $820
Oct 22 USEG $6.12 $6.09 $85
Oct 20 CBOU $8.93 $9.06 $243
Oct 16 VRMLQ $16.79 $18.65 $2773
Oct 13 YONG $11.05 $11.66 $1202
Oct 13 NPHC $0.59 $0.71 $583
Oct 12 IMGG $0.60 $0.70 $682
Oct 9 ZAGG $5.50 $6.10 $2380
Oct 7 GVBP $0.03 $0.27 $702
Oct 1 NPHC $0.70 $0.85 $1482

Total: $98,094 (681%)