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Sykes’ Saturday Sevenish: April 26th, 2008 Edition
I met rockstar ANALyst Meredith Whitney’s husband backstage at FOX last year…interesting guy. Now he’s trying to hawk a liquid viagra product…check out this absurd video:
So industry bitch Patrick Byrne likes making life tough for short sellers, now it turns out his crappy company is being investigated—is it wrong for me not to feel bad? Nahhhhhhhhh Byrne Baby Byrne!
Marquee has been one of the hottest NYC clubs for years, learn from founder NT
You know what, screw nightclubs, check out this interview with kingpin hotelier IS
Screw physical properties altogether, learn from blogger/internet property kingpin MA
THIS is a really cool boat!
You guys better be signing up demo accounts at Speedtrader, I wanna hear what you think…and don’t forget that for forex trading, there’s ONLY GFT!
First Quarter 2008 Review: Earn 21% Every 3 Months And You’ll Live A Happy Life
Coming off my best week since I started TIM 5+ months ago ($900-ish profits), it’s good to review past successes and mistakes. Without further ado, I give you the first quarter of 2008 in a nutshell, where TIM used small account size–finishing at $17,388–combined with PennyStocking to thoroughly dominate the performance of ALL major indexes, even while making tons of mistakes. Follow along and learn to do the same…already 5% higher in April and I’m just getting warmed up…
Successes:
How I Made An 8% Return Before Lunch
How I Made 25% Just By Holding A Distinct Pattern Overnight
How I Made 8% In One Morning, Leaving 40%+ On The Table One Day Later
Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 12th, 2008 Edition
Stupid stupid teenage girls film assault on another teenage girl specifically to post video on Youtube, video’s gone viral, but they’re in jail…no joke…disgusting…
10 movie gadgets that have become reality
Forget website analytics, time to start analyzing your email, but only if you have Gmail (Gratzie PK)
Another successful—if not legendary—trader gives his rules for success (awww c’mon Todd, no banjos?)
Learn your history, venture capital history that is
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Inside the panic at E*Trade…you stupid stupid longs don’t even know how close to disaster many of these financial firms are coming
TIM Lesson: Never buy or short sell falling knives, much is happening behinds the scenes, none of it is predictable
Sykes’ Saturday Seven: April 5th, 2008 Edition
Gotta love how the press frames news—in this case the Clintons making $100mil+…over 8 years…c’mon it’s not so much, they’ve done a better job than many corporate CEOs who are much richer!
Speaking of failed CEOs, I ripped on former OSTK-CEO-now-turned-madman-to-the-delight-of-many Patrick Byrne in this post, but now he’s out to prove everyone wrong in submitting THIS essay about Jim Cramer. Forget Cramer, is Byrne sane or insane? You be the judge…my vote hasn’t changed.
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Funny site that claims to cure boredom
This video cures boredom visually:
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PDO already up $1.25, sux I'll be away all morning workin' on TIMtv, got 500 shares reserved to short if need be this afternoon
Also reserved 3,000 FORC and KYUS for potential shorts
May 15, 2008Yup, by next Monday, everything's gonna be real working-like!
May 15, 2008PDO, up $4+ today, will teach you not to randomly short strong penny stocks, get in, get out then run...cuz sometimes they squeeze stubborn shorts to death!
May 15, 2008No ideal short plays today, check out these 2 interviews while we wait for price action perfection
I wish I'd listened to my own rulebook, instead got squeezed for $400 shorting blatant-fraud KYUS too early...someone needs a refresher course this weekend!
I nailed NCOC's 20% rise today in my pre-market post, but I was too biased against buying little breakouts, learn from my mistakes!
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