A Legendary Trader’s Music Video…Seriously

Other than legendary billionaire traders, you should listen to legendary-not-quite-a-billionaire-but-still-damn-successful-traders like Ed Seykota who’s featured in required reading Market Wizards. There’s little doubt as to his trading abilities, his musical talent, well,that’s a whole different story…let’s see what you guys think:

Gratzie Covel

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The Second CNBC Stock Pump In As Many Days

I’m always ripping on Inspectd.com for being too simplistic/dangerous/giving chart reading a bad name…here’s a perfect example why, GTE, the latest Jim-Cramer/The Rock CNBC/WWE pump…yup, it’s been a whole 2 days since the last one…hurtful to naive investors…unethical…great for speculators…wake the f%#@ up SEC!

Chart shows a clear breakout, but it’s already off its high cuz this ain’t big-time breakout-type news. Sure, shorts are scared—as they should be—Jim/Dwayne/Cramer/Johnson’s no dummie for picking a solidly uptrending stock near its highs…but c’mon, can you smell the fakeout cookin’?

UPDATE: Now TITN breaks out to a new high thanks to a CNBC ention–damn, stock promotion is a happening biz, Lebed, you must be making some good $, right? Maybe CNBC should think about getting reimbursed by these companies, just put a lil disclaimer that no naive investor would ever see…c’mon Ge, you know you wanna, get those annual profits up from $300mil to $400mil, you can do it, you can do it all night loooooooooong!

Disclaimer: I have no position in either stock, I’ve tried playing The Rock’s picks from both sides, some stay up, some reverse, no edge, not much predictability, no thanks…I just think it’s wrong how the WWE frames it, creates a lot of unnecessary bad blood, ya dig

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Good Financial Advice From Real Wall Streeters: Listen To Billionaires Over Journalists And Talking Heads

Here’s a great 3-part interview the man himself, Mr. George Soros, whose current net worth is north of $8 billion, all created through financial speculation. If you don’t know who he is, first be ashamed, then see his bio HERE. Then click the picture below to watch the pathetically unembeddable video:

Now that’s an interview! Always trust the views of experienced/proven-successful billionaires over that of the experienced-sounding but success-lacking journalists, marketers and talking heads who infest our great industry.

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Ashley Dupre Girls Gone Wild Pics, aka It Never Ends!

Forget about at least one of her $1 million offers, now it turns out all around “classy” girl AA Dupre has already filmed weeks worth of “classy” videos for Girls Gone Wild, owned by all around “classy” guy Joe Francis. Check out the pics below and try to guess which guy/guys paid nothing for what Spitzer paid with his career!

UPDATE: Now, we’re hearing Dupre was 17 when she filmed GGW so a blockbuster video looks to be out…for now. You know Dupre’s lawyers are gonna try and turn this around on Joe Francis–the twists and turns never end!

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TIM Lesson: Ashley Dupre Proves Hype Lasts Longer Than Expected

Now we can throw another celebrity into the Ashley Dupre mix: Charlie Sheen. THIS article inspired my good friend Fattie Mattie to craft this pic.

UPDATE: Apparently, Dupre also was close with legendary short seller Jim Chanos!! (says the trashy New York Post) Article is from yesterday, gotta do better gossip research, maybe I just don’t care anymore since there’s no stock with which to play!

I liked it so much, I gave it my website seal of approval—so all you starving artists out there, send me your work and I might also feature it, giving due credit of course.

PS Considering she’s a “high-class” call girl, my Spidey sense tells me the list of celebrity hook ups is just beginning. If you’re a celebrity, raise your hand if you have NOT had sex with Dupre, that line is probly shorter than those who have/will have…

PPS I notice less than 300 people have signed up for my FREE GIVEAWAY of my NO BS $300 Instructional DVD PennyStocking to be awarded to some luck soul at noon on Thursday, March 20. If that’s really all the interest out there, I’ve severely overestimated my market size! It’s 100% free, sign-up damnit!

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