Why Grass Roots Research & Distribution Is Just Plain Funny

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Mon 6th of Jul, 2009 08:15:47 AM
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While researching a great pump & dump that I told TIMalert subscribers was a great potential short the other day, I came upon a research report published by Grass Roots R&D which claims to be the “#1 Small Cap Research Firm, Powerful Distrubtion”

LOL, too funny…almost as funny as their web design…in fact, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while, but considering the stock they pumped was up 300%+ within a few minutes of their pumping, probly due to their “powerful distribution”, I gotta say I love these scumbags! I hope their put out dozens more “research reports” in the future (they’re even proud of the fact that they don’t write all the research reports, if I write a piece of crap report and pay them they’ll more than happy to “quarterback” the report to get it more exposure (meaning they don’t just have a stock pumping service, they’ll even pump reports that pump stocks too!)

Obviously, TIMalert subscribers know the stock to which I’m referring and how it turned out to be a great trading opportunity, but you guys reading this are late to the party so you’ve learned nothing–the only thing you can do is read and laugh at Grass Roots ridiculously long disclaimer:

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