More Useful Thoughts On The OpenTable IPO Than John Paczkowski
Posted by Timothy Sykes on Fri 6th of Feb, 2009 03:30:23 PMI use OpenTable often–I’ve even cashed in like $200 in gift certificates for my frequent use–and I’m not as dumb as most ANALysts/no-little-about-actual-finance journalists so that makes me qualified to give a solid opinion.
After all, I can’t do much worse than THIS useless article–which is sadly becoming an adjective to use more and more often for the once decent AllThingsD–by John Paczkowski who basically just says online restaurant reservations aren’t hot during recessions.
Wow, earthshattering Johnny Boy! Seriously guy, you’re “an award-winning journalist”?!?!?! Maybe blogger of the year as voted on by the Forrest Gump School for retards. you gotta do better than quoting some legal jargon from the company’s prospectus, just-in-case jargon that EVERY SINGLE PUBLIC COMPANY IN THE WORLD USES!! I mean my God man, Google’s gonna ban you if you ever write an article that wastes readers time like that. I pray that you didn’t write it, that maybe you were stoned or hungover and you had some idiot of an intern write it, right? C’mon you can tell me, it’s just me and my few thousand readers, we won’t tell many others.
Because if you truly were award-winning, you might include numbers like the NY Times blog did:
In the nine months ending Sept. 30, OpenTable lost $149,000 on $41.3 million in revenue, up from a $191,000 loss on $29.4 million in revenue in the same period the year before, according to the registration statement it filed with the S.E.C. It charges restaurants $1 per seated customer and also makes money from charging restaurants a subscription fee for its software.
OpenTable has signed on 10,000 restaurants as customers, one-third the number that take reservations in North America, the company said in the filing. OpenTable also hopes to expand internationally (it already has sites in Germany, Japan and the United Kingdom).
Numbers that show exactly how crappy a company OpenTable is–especially after 10 years in the game and such market penetration….it’s pathetic!
Oh yes Johnny boy, I agree with you that the IPO stinks, but unlike you I’m not award-winning, I don’t have idiot interns–well, I do, i just don’t use them to ghost write–and I don’t have time to get hangovers or stoned because I am a blogger.
So Opentable and Johnny boy, you guys are both examples of mediocrity…which I mock…and others should too. I love your service OpenTable, but I can’t respect you as a company until you start making profits….think adding international desitnations will help? Hmmm, not so sure, but I guess you gotta try…I just can’t understand how the hell am I making more $$$ than you when you have 1/3 the restaurants in America?!?!?! Maybe create some instructional DVDs?
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