Dear Leveraged Sellout & All You ‘Damn It Feels Good To Be Bankers’, You’re Even More Pathetic Than Randall Lane & Doubledown Media

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Wed 31st of Dec, 2008 08:00:25 AM
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I take pride in busting frauds and incompetent finance drones and it’s my great honor to announce The Leveraged Sellout is the latest market casualty.

You’ll remember I’ve previously written about how big a fake/joke/incompetent “businessman” this jerkoff was in THIS post, about how he’s a ridiculously hyped/but typically failed author in THIS post, and now ‘this wunderkind blogger’ hasn’t blogged in 2+ months!

Dear LSO, what’s the matter don’t you wanna promote your book? Doesn’t it still feel good to be a banker?

LOL, this sucker and all his Ivy League/Investment Banker scumbag brethren are getting schooled–real schooling you arrogant family-connected cokeheads–in economics as they have chosen the single worst-performing and least needed profession in the world. Long overdue, justice has been served!

To make matters worse, cocaine, womanizing, private schooling and alimony–the four pillars of the investment banker lifestyle–aren’t getting any more affordable. Drug dealers/teachers/ex-wives/mistresses are said to be forging a surprising coalition to lobby for their own bailout!

Perhaps what’s saddest is that this blogger who represents the entire IB nation was just recently called “The Borat of Wall Street” by Businessweek and yet, like a typical douchebag IBer, he’s running and hiding, not confronting his personal failures.

Listen, we all screw up from time to time–I have too–but only the lowest of the low, those without intelligence, character, backbones and confidence–the vast majority of those who work on Wall Street–run and hide without trying to get back up.

A blogger’s duty is to share their experiences/thoughts/ups and downs openly with all to benefit readers…when they fail to do so due to massive personal failure/public embarassment, they are no longer bloggers, they are worms not worth writing about/talking to, except as lesson in how not to behave/act/work/live.

So, hasta la vista LSO, you had a good run, fooling a great many people into believing you were worth reading, but both you and I knew your flawed perspective nad lack of actual skill/talent would catch up to you…you should get in touch with Randall Lane, he’s a bigtime failure with flawed ideology in a similar vein to you, you guys should get along great, maybe you can even form a partnership and beg together down on Wall Street?

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  • Timothy Clemans
    Hey Tim,

    How's Paris? Are you and your girlfriend excited to ring in the new year?
  • bob
    Tim ur gay...... damn jews. U all deserved wat u got.... awful person
  • damn it feels good to be a trading coach in an entire industry full of frauds! happy new yearrrrr! and yes bob, i deserve every penny of December's $75k blog income (detailed post coming!)
  • My blog
    I make 11k a month doing a blog where i sell crap, lie, sucker in my sheep that will never make it, and all with a sim account. it works. someone just bought my book. lol. more money, selling hope to suckers.
  • yes but suckers only buy so much, why not sell honest/useful/valuable products and make 70k+/month like i do?
  • younggunz
    My blog just proved how much utter crap everyone gets inundated with when they try to search the internet for something to help teach them something that has to do with making money. It also shows how different Tim actually is and how it doesn'ttake much to be above all the cesspool of scams and frauds out there with e-books and systems that are just basic overviews and don't tell you anything useful.

    You guys that think Tim is a fraud go check out sites like www.richjerk.com EDC Gold, Michael Parness' www.trendfund.com
  • Shawn
    Tim,

    You realize he wasn't an investment banker, right? He was merely making a mockery of the field because most of his friends were investment bankers. The guy was a management consultant I believe. Might want to do a little research next time.
  • he represents all investment bankers, so i rip on him
  • You're a Clown
    Settle down there buddy take a friggin joke
  • Mike h
    You know that it was all satire right? He's not actually a banker...
  • there are no jokes in finance, nobody should ever promote the banker lifestyle, no different than promoting pedophiles
  • godsproperty409
    There is a sucker born every day.I did 10 years of my life behind prison.I made a wrong choice when i was 18 and now im 32.I made a mistake and trying to make fast money.Not stealing or conning, Im to honest for that.Just trying to tripple my money and it cought up to me and i paid the price.They offered me less time if i gave up a person ,but i believe in my heart in personal responsibilty.It was the hardest 10years of my life in a unit.Everyone in prison all dressed the same. All in white.There is a point im trying to make.I seen people with extrodanary minds and mouth pieces that can realy make you believe them and talk into killing someone.Im glad God gave me the wisdom to see GAME a hundres miles away.Its a crazy world out there and its hard to know whats real.The saying goes..The real recognize the Real.I know TIM your straight up guy.And the product u sell has a money back garantee.Thats all i needed to hear.That gives me assurance. Ihope u double and tripple that 70k.Im just trying to make my money and mind my own business.
  • danny
    is it just me or does this rant against LSO not make any sense to anyone else? LSO was just a blog poking fun at IB lifestyle. some posts were funny some were just ok, but whatever, his goal was entertainment. if you did not find them entertaining then dont read them and dont buy his book. not sure why u hate on him so much now that the economy melted down, do u think it was his fault or something? i think u are retarded
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