John Dvorak Is A Big Fat Idiot, Jay Adelson Is A Skinny One

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Tue 30th of Dec, 2008 08:00:04 AM

When I read Dvorak’s article about AMD being a 10-bagger, or his stock pick likeliest to decuple, or rise by 1,000%, in 2009, I almost spit out my food.

I didn’t because that bite of premium sushi was delicious, but it is laughable for this fattie to be giving investment advice–he’s a tech geek…and we know from Digg’s PATHETIC business that geeks know little to nothing about business, all they know is technology.

(Which brings me to the point of calling Jay Adelson a skinny-geek idiot, the CEO of Digg was named one of Time’s 100 most influential people in 2008, but aside from the geeked out Digg hype, this guy has done little but create a miserable business that is failing more and more each day….there’s no other word to describe someone who can’t monetize 26 million users, he’s a blatant idiot)

Sure, sure Dvorak writes a lot and does a lot of podcasts, but what’s his investment track record? Of course the guy doesn’t show it off, nor should he, I say with 99.9% certainty, it ain’t pretty.

Writers, talkers, gurus, they uniformly suck because if they were really experts, they’d profit themselves and be running some hedge fund or mutual fund (my excuse is that PennyStocking ain’t scalable, it’s actually infinitely more profitable to teach others to make a few grand here and there)

AMD is a natural pick for such a techie/clever “guru” because he know the products and sure, there’s a decent chance of it going higher from here, probly about 50/50 odds…

When this idiot’s article came out, AMD jumped 10%…great fun to short into because this is called undeserved hype…I won’t even bother quoting form the article because his reasoning, like 99.9% of the chatter on the internet is irrelevant due to its simplicity, the widespread availability of the information he uses and his refusal to understand debt/incorporate business lag times.

In short, Dvorak is the typical analyst, a profession that is right less than 1/3 of the time and whose words should hold no meaning to you except to put the stocks they cover in your watchlist in order to potentially bet against them once the dumb money has followed them in (dumb money is dumb for a reason and very rarely do dumb people hold onto it very long so the odds of betting against dumb money that follow idiots like Dvorak are very good!)

Understand my arguments? Let’s hear what you dummies think, I’d like to hear more opinions–and more stocks–to bet against!

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  • lmsmith
    RUS---finally---down
  • JohnCA
    When you say premium sushi, are you talking about Rolls or sashimi?

    I'm a rolls man myself.
  • SysFin
    You notice how Dvorak doesn't own any AMD stock? I also have the feeling his finances are doing pretty well these days, since he hangs out with your buddy David Horowitz.

    He also called the Apple moving onto Intel chips, and people beat him up for it, until it came true. So you should give him more latitude then most. I have been reading Dvorak for years and sometimes he is just in the mood to stir the pot.

    Also Digg is a turd.
  • bw
    I listen to dvorak and horowitz (caught the episode with Tim on horowitz, which got me coming to your site, and buying a dvd) quite a bit. Dvorak was in DTO all year, an oil double short ETN. He has talked about it for a while thru the year. I got in as well and did well. He claims he had moved most of his money in there - if true, he was up nicely on the year. He sold around 116, it has gone up further.
  • Serious question here, and my apologies if you've answered this before or elsewhere...what advice would you give DIGG as far as trying to monetize their traffic? (Again...not jerking your chain, seriously interested in your ideas on that.)
  • Mr. Sykes, I have added a link and a banner on my blog to your awesome site. We shall make The Fly cry and Danny keep begging for change as we crush them with out picks. *HIGH FIVE BROTHER TIM*
  • @matt

    One idea I saw was to charge companies to submit stories to Digg.

    Personally I think they should lay off every non-essential employee and focus on controlling costs. It's not like they aren't taking in any money.
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