The Latest Blatant Spammer: Bald Eagle Energy Inc. (BEEI)

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Sat 6th of Sep, 2008 12:42:21 PM

A kind reader emailed me the gut-busting hilarious piece of spam you see below:

beei The Latest Blatant Spammer: Bald Eagle Energy Inc. (BEEI)

I’m not even gonna get into any of the details cuz they’re all soooooooo ridiculous. I’m still amazed that people actually believe this blatant BS, but judging from the incredible ignorance displayed in my email inbox each day, stupidity should never be underestimated.

Long story short: I’m going to have quite a multi-million dollar per year business for decades as long as I stick to simple penny stock education.

Anyways, this spam stock’s up a bit, but no doubt whoever paid for the spam is selling into ALL the buying and within a few months this stock will be trading for a few pennies/share….good luck finding any/many shares to short!

Perhaps promoters should learn to distribute more honest/believable spam, because as I’ve proven, brutal honesty works wonders in this niche. If I was writing this promo mail, I’d say:

“This company is outstanding, big future, you make money, lots of of money. Yeah right! What’s the company do? Who cares? They’re paying me to write this and they’re paying others too so if they’re willing to waste company $ on promoting their piece of junk stock instead of reinvesting it into their business, you know the business doesn’t matter, only the stock price does!

You also know that the company can’t promote forever so buy some shares now and I’ll let you know when they’re not paying me anymore so you can sell and then short the f$ck outta them!”

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