Would You Rather Your Stock Guru Be Ruthless Or A Pu$$y?
Posted by timothysykes on Thu 4th of Sep, 2008 01:06:30 PM
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When I wrote THIS post detailing why I was rooting for Hurricane Gustav to be big time, I knew some people bitches would get offended.
Did I care?
Fu%& no!
You see I am not some polite snake-oil salesman trading coach–aka the entire scumbag “expert trader guru” niche (obviously there’s a few good eggs, but I’ve no time to search them out, and like the world of fraudulent Penny Stocks , the numbers are like 99% fraudulent, so let’s just round up/play it safe and say 100%–I am a ruthless trader whose had his share of ups and downs and has come out a meaner/more cynical person and better trader/investor for it.
And you should thank your lucky stars that I am this way.
Cuz if I wasn’t, I couldn’t teach alllllllllllll the proper lessons. I couldn’t warn against alllllllllllllllllllllll the deception in this joke of an industry. Hell, even with all my experience, I still don’t know the full extent of the corruption, I learn more and more each day.
Sure, sometimes I go over the top, but I’d much rather go that way than not prepare you enough for this battlefield, which is what successful trading is….not this “buy Apple Inc. (AAPL), I like their products” BS that leads the vast majority of this joke of an industry to underperform a simple index and mistakenly believe the stock market is random.
I excuse you whiny bitches for wanting me to feel emotion/compassion AT ALL–in my experience, this industry is nothing but a big ball of scumbags–I used to think deep down inside some people might be good, but no more–so why exactly would you think that lack of empathy would extend to regular folks too?
It’s the gift and the curses lil bitches. It’s all or none. I wouldn’t wish my notoriously negative mindset on anyone, but now that I’ve gotten here, I’m gonna use it for good–to help those who don’t whine so much–and you might as well use me so you don’t have to become this jaded yourself to make $ consistently and blow away conventional benchmarks.
And, if you don’t like it, don’t read my blog/buy my PennyStocking DVD or my An American Hedge Fund book or subscribe to my TIMalerts real-time trade alert service. I’m doing this my way and that’s what drives me the most, not having to fake it. Like all the no-talent f$ck-ups who pollute this scene.
Think about it this way, if you’re getting divorced, do you want that nice guy chatting with everyone at Sunday mass who’s friends with everyone or the guy in the corner with no friends who’d sell his own mother to make a buck? Sure, you might like the friendly guy better, but the ruthless guy will get your more from your scheming/slutty ex-wife.
Picture Oliver Platt playing Woody Harrelson’s lawyer in “Indecent Proposal”, getting angry that Robert Redford paid only $1 million for a night with Demi Moore instead of the $2 million he thought he could up-sell Redford…
PS I profited just under 10% in 1 hour shorting a hurricane play, which eventually dropped 20% intraday…if the team I’d been rooting for–Mother Nature–had won, that same stock woulda gone up and down waaaaay more, so I’d probly have profited 20% on a 40% drop…aka I’ll continue rooting for natural disasters–without wishing harm on people, just evacuate early and get insurance and trade alongside me so you can profit too!–cuz they create IDEAL TRADING OPPORTUNITIES. Which is what I’m/you should be most interested in.
Class dismissed.
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| Nov 6 | CVI | $4.42 | $4.70 | $530 |
| Nov 5 | MECA | $3.68 | $3.95 | $490 |
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| Nov 3 | NAK | $3.30 | $3.37 | $157 |
| Oct 31 | IDAE | $2.18 | $2.18 | $20 |
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Evacuate or drown! Get money!
Everyone needs to man the eff up. Wall St is a big boys game and there is no crying in it.
Dude. If you are going to cuss, just man up and do it instead of using dollar signs.
i would totally go gay for you.
Sickem Sykes Sickem!!!
tv show done, TIMalert subscribers know i nailed another 10% winner today
Funny post, although AAPL maybe not the best example of the perils of investing in a company just cuz you like their product…everytime they make a product people like…the stock goes up…ipods drove it up to $100, iphone drove it up to $200, iphone 3G was the imputus for the last big bull run.
Tim, keep being RUTHLESS as all hell.
So far this month (which we are only 4 days into mind you) I have only played stocks from the TimAlert’s watch list that is posted every morning on the TimAlerts website. In the past 3 days I have played 4 stocks from those watch lists (STXX, SIGA, TAYD, and COIN). These 4 stocks are the ONLY stocks I have played this month and they have collectively netted me $2000 in profits, and that’s after commissions. My trading account started out this month with a mere $9300 and I am now well over $11k and on my way to $25k where I will be free from the PDT rule and I owe it all to Tim.
This isn’t rocket science here, although I will have to admit I was very skeptical at first that Tim’s trading strategy really could be that simple. But once I stopped trying to over trade and over think my way to profits, I just sat back and focused solely on what Tim put out in his watch list each morning, and viola, here I am $2k richer in just 3 days following his strategy and research.
I know this sounds like a gimmicky paid advertisement, but I have to give credit when credit is due and Tim has turned my trading completely around. In the short 3 months that I have been using Tim’s methods, I am currently sitting on a 33% total profit year-to-date, or $3700, since starting in May. Did I also mention I’m currently #2 on Covestor, hot on Tim’s heels to become #1.
So Tim, keep being ruthless, bold, and brash because all you are doing is making people like me MORE MONEY, and that’s what it’s all about.
Wow, amazing. You really don’t get it. You offended people because you were rooting for a disaster, not because you intended to trade and profit from its aftermath. I don’t think anyone cares if you short a stock bloated by Gustav. Go ahead! That’s part of the game. But it doesn’t require rooting for disaster. Ironically, I learned from reading your blogs that these pump and dumps happen pretty frequently. So there’s absolutely no reason to hope for a natural disaster. The opportunities are already out there.
Your attitude is part of your schtick. I get it. I’ve been reading your blog since the beginning of the year. I usually like it, even when I’m not trading. Lately your attitude has been so extreme, so unapologetic, and almost frantic. It’s like the better you do, the more insecure you become.
Tim, no disrespect, ’cause I’m a big fan, but when do you think the trading gets to a point where you could actually live off the profits from your trades (not the blog, just the trades)
Does anyone know if the $25K PDT rule is applied on a per account basis? or can you trade freely in a $5K account as long as you have another account with over $25K?
Tim is starting to write like Nietzche in his later years (before he cracked up)…you get the feeling that he’s yelling at you all time, saying these outrageous things.
Speaking of AAPL…new products coming out next week. It’ll be interesting to see if the stock can crack the $190-200 realm. Could happen…depending on what the products are.
“You really don’t get it. You offended people because you were rooting for a disaster”
no u dont get it, i dont care if i offend people, i enjoy it…u bitches need to stop being so sentimental…my rooting or not rooting doesnt matter, i didnt influence the hurricane one way or the other…i’m just trying to get u guys in the right mindset for trading…root for trading opportunities, no matter how they’re created…leave sentimentality/emotions for the rest of your life…this is a battlefield, not a nursery
live off trading profits, who knows, no expectations little guy, jus take it one pump at a time
okey dokey. keep up good work
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Wait, so these blog posts don’t effect the weather???
“i’m just trying to get u guys in the right mindset for trading…root for trading opportunities, no matter how they’re created…leave sentimentality/emotions for the rest of your life”
That’s something I understand. Trade the opportunity. I just can’t get behind cheering the cause.
“i’m just trying to get u guys in the right mindset for trading…root for trading opportunities, no matter how they’re created…leave sentimentality/emotions for the rest of your life”
well, put my friend
@Alex,
About the PDT rule, no, unfortunately it’s on a per account basis, so that second 5k account is treated as a 5k account.
I pick ruthless… at least a person knows where they stand.
Your no bullshit biz model is the reason I follow you Tim… but you know that already.
Don’t sell out… and you’ll never lose the wind in your sail!
You’ve got my support.
Tim-
If you weren’t such an insecure BITCH, you’d have more subscribers. Unfortunately you’ll soon fall victim to the 90% of start-up business that fail within the first year. Guess we can consider this blog a pump and dump, so it’s good for a short (meaning a short term read for entertainment purposes only).
Your Apple advice is about the WORST that I’ve ever heard. Proves your ignorant and naive. I’m not advocating buying AAPL at this moment, but as someone who made over 100% on it, I’ll wipe my ass with all the Benjamins I made while thinking of your pathetic “advice” (and I refer to advice as mockingly as I can). While pennystocking is one strategy that works, so does investing. Apple was a HUUUUUUGE investment for a lot of intelligent people (much more intelligent than you) over these last few years. My uncle, PhD and much, much smarter than you, invested in it, is up over 1500%, and has a place in Malibu overlooking the ocean. He’s a buy and hold investor, and obviously his strategy works for him VERY well, but for you to slam it proves that you’re nothing but an ignorant, insecure, fat little bitch who grasping at straw for anything and everything to blog about. This post, much like your last Gustav post which I slammed you on, is completely naive and shows that you’re nothing more than a flash in the pan. Here today, gone tomorrow…very reminiscent of all the pump and dumps that you hate. No wonder you claim to know them so well! Your business is modeled after them! Wish you actually had a business and were traded publicly, because I’d short you in a heartbeat, bitch!
Anyway, in summary, you’re pathetic, your Gustav post proves that you’re a fat little bitch who got his ass kicked too much as a kid (sorry, I was the type who kicked your ass as a kid), and your advice is pathetic! Until you have a place in Malibu overlooking the ocean and have made a 1500%+ profit shorting AAPL, print out this post and shove it up your ass where it belongs.
WTF r u talking about my AAPL advice, i said dont buy it at 180-190, not worth it until it breaks out over 200…turned out to be good advice…crack is whack dude, it distorts your mind
You’re worse the Cramer and his “buy, buy, buy” or “mooooooo” sound effects! If you’re going to promote or slam a stock, back it up! You said “not this ‘buy Apple Inc. (AAPL), I like their products’ BS that leads the vast majority of this joke of an industry to underperform a simple index and mistakenly believe the stock market is random.” I haven’t heard a lot of buy AAPL in the news lately. It was hot a year or a year and a half ago, though where everyone was advocating buying it. And, for the intelligent investors who did, they could have easily made 100% on it. Pennystocking is one strategy, Timbo (not to be confused with Rambo who actually has testosterone). But for you to slam companies like Apple proves your ignorance.
Yes, crack is whack…and so is cocaine…and so is being uneducated and naive. Seriously, man, if you’re ever here in So Cal let me take you to Santa Monica where there are insane bums on the street corners yelling about aliens invading. It’s reminiscent to some of your posts. I hope I don’t find you on one of those street corners someday where I have to give you a brown Benjamin from my AAPL profits (see my last post as to why it would be brown).
Timmay, ice this wank. He takes up too much friggin space.
When will they throw Cramer out and stop using gay sound effects at CNBS?
Never?
Oooh snap the beach bum crawled out of his rock again and all he has to talk about is how much his sandy fucking cunt hurts.
I like the little story about your pappy good for him if he’s actually real. As for you and your monopoly money that you’ve been wiping your snatch with claiming to be your “benjamins” Go sulk quietly in the corner about how much Tim offends you when he makes fun of a stock you like. No one here or anywhere else for that matter gives a shit. Only bum yelling crazy and rambling is your CA beach bumming ass.
When you take your head out of your ol’ papi’s ass you may be able to wrap your head around the concept that not everyone likes to play the popularity contest games you see on CNBC. Tim may have been like the little shit that you beat up in school but you’re the prick bully that I beat the piss out of because unlike 90% of the kids in school I was actually trained how fight.
This blog used to be a lot better before all the name calling and mud slinging started. Let’s just get back to trading.
Tim’s point has been made that natural disasters create ops that can be used to your advantage. That doesn’t mean anyone wants to see it happen but have an idea of the stocks you would short and buy if it did happen.
Ohhhhhh…. Tim got WORKED again by CABeachBum!!!!
And Young Gunz, don’t be so insecure just because CABeachBum would kick your ass and take your woman in school. Don’t be so insecure just because he lives in Malibu and has more money than you. Don’t feel the need to defend your hero Tim.
Let Tim fight for himself. Let Tim show us that he really has the sack and the know-how to succeed. If he doesn’t, maybe you should subscribe to CABeachBum’s future blog and get a new hero!!
I’m not fighting his battles for him I’m just sick of having to scroll past his stupid ass comments and cry baby remarks anytime Tim says something unpopular. Me insecure? never. Like I said before I didn’t have worry about any punk that thought he was a bad ass until he ran into someone that actually knows how to fight.
Who’s coming to who’s rescue anyways. You and bum can go roll around in the sand together while you wait for your futures to actually do something.
YoungGunz, you wish you could roll around in the sand, because you wish you lived next to the beach like me (Half Moon Bay, baby!) But, I picture you as some sort of pasty, acne-ridden meathead (from all the steroids you take), living in your mother’s basement in Hoboken, hooked to online porn, with a Karate Kid movie poster over your bed. Tell me I’m wrong.
Tell you you’re wrong? OK. You’re wrong. I am married with 2 year old and one on the way. Yes I do live in the midwest. I don’t need steroids and don’t desire to be all jacked up. I said I learned how to fight not body build. Sorry you’re probably so used to just checking out the meatheads on muscle beach. As for Karate Kid, karate is for tards and is a joke. Fighting isn’t some big aspect of my life I just brought it up in response to your butt buddy talking about being the guy that picked on people littler then him in high school. I admit its a pointless subject get into debating on a message board knowing neither of us will ever meet no matter what is said.
Only reason I bother to give bum shit and now you is that the only thing I ever hear from you both is whining and bitching about the controversial things Tim writes in his own blog. At first it was funny that you guys weren’t getting it, now its just plain annoying.