Help My Intern/LiveStock Producer Zak Kaplan Out

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Sun 3rd of Aug, 2008 10:32:16 AM

If you watched last week’s episode of LiveStock, you were introduced to Zak, my intern/show producer and yes, he does kinda look like a Frodo’s Mexican cousin (some of you out there are clever!). But Zak has a problem…and you might be able to help him–you see in exchange for his help with LiveStock and extra website design help (Zak designed the graphics you see in the TIMstore)(Pallian is overworked designing our 4, yes, 4 new sites launching this fall), I’ve given young Zak a copy of my PennyStocking DVD package and vowed to teach him the ways of PennyStocking so he can stop being poor and forced to live in Brooklyn…

Unfortunately, Zak needs to get to $2,000 in his trading account first and I’m too cheap a Jew to pay him (once you see what I’m doing with all the $ I’m earning, you’ll understand) so I’m writing this post to advertise this young buck’s services.

Check out his website HERE and view his portfolio. This is one artistic hard working kid who specializes in graphic, logo and website design so if you need help on anything, shoot this kid an email at zakkap@gmail.com and give him a chance. I promise you he’ll work his ass off for below-Indian pay and if he doesn’t, contact me HERE and I’ll bitchslap him with his free PennyStocking DVD.

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  • Tony Ellis
    So you are saying you only need $2,000 to short stocks? The article you linked yesterday said you need at least $1,000,000.
  • LOL
  • TheParadox
    2k is "not alot" to short with. is he going with IB? TOS's minimum is 3.5k in a marginable. None the less im game to help the cause with some logos

    I'll help out, but tim better find some pretty good trades, i could really use some extra cash right now too. I'm poor too.
  • John
    Tim what kind of sites are these you're launching in the fall? They are not going to affect the TimAlert picks are they? I've been doing quite well with your picks.
  • younggunz
    ToS's required minimum is $2k their recommended minimum is $3.5K.
  • Bob (VC)
    If any of our clients are looking for web work I'll point them Freedo's direction!
  • younggunz
    haha I like the fuck love graphics in his portfolio.
  • launching all kinds of sites, gonna compliment everything i'm already doing
  • johnnyvento
    I may grab timothysykesismyshorty.com before someone else does
  • Reaper
    I just bought www.timothysykessucks.com. It might be valuable some day.
  • TheParadox
    lmao

    -reaper, that is too funny.
  • Reaper
    I actually made a couple hundred quid by selling a domain last year.
  • vo
    I flipped one for $500 last year, was a total surprise that I got an offer for one I was sitting on.
  • johnnyvento
    First we have to rent a NY apartment, now we have to hire your unpaid intern, can't a hyena like me just come here to read about trading?
  • richassjew
    timmy, how much do u love yourself? on a scale of 1 to 10?
  • Bob (VC)
    Freedo, tell me you were at least on-site for the fuck love photo shoot?
  • Zak
    @bob haha maybe
  • Bob (VC)
    Huh, a gentleman never tells I guess... I'll give you half credit on this one Zak.. At least you must have the hi-res..
  • thebabyfacedtrader
    You cheap bastard Tim. You should loan him the money and let him pay you back through his gains on the money. If your truly a good mentor, it would be no problem right?
  • no a mentor teaches his students to learn how hard it is to make money, not giving anyone anything for free cuz not only would that go against his cheap jewish nature, but it would also teach the wrong lessons...
  • and yes, i have loaned out $ before and been burned, u live, u learn
  • ddigia1
    Yeah, never loan money to people -- especially friends. I have a couple of small jobs I might send his way sometime in the next few weeks.
  • billbanks1
    Zak - do you have any experience with CMS (Content Management Systems) for websites or are you just a straight-up graphic designer?
  • Zak
    i do have some experience with cms
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