Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1-2PM EST!

Posted by Timothy Sykes on Thu 24th of Jul, 2008 04:32:44 PM

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Just leave your guess in the comments section below…first one to guess it wins 1 free month of TIMalerts…trust me, you want TIMalerts, I’m like 17 for 17 since inception on June 10th, average gain of 20% within 1-2 days, there are testimonials galore (click HERE and read the testimonials)–it’s real-time trading alerts by me and I won’t win every time, my goal is just to teach you to recognize high probability trade setups, the trading part is up to you…

laptop Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1 2PM EST!

Basically just a not-so-clever way to get you to watch LiveStock tomorrow from 1-2PM EST! Well, clever if I was a sissy value investor–they’re about as creative as bark on a tree–and despite their mainstreaminess, their returns this year and last are those of trees getting chopped down to make canoes…canoes used by short sellers to paddle to a magical island where there’s nothing but free booze, girls, any kind of food you want and everyone’s merry, singing and dancing along as we burn the corpses of finance freaks, marketing maggots, asinine ANALysts & leverage lovers for all eternity…

livestock banner11 Guess My New Laptop & Win TIMalerts, Winner To Be Announced On LiveStock 1 2PM EST!

Yeah, for those of you who I’ve somehow missed with my self-promotional warfare, LiveStock ain’t your typical finance show, I don’t give out a thousand stocks to buy, buy, buy or sell, sell, sell cuz anyone watching is too damn poor/smart not to diversify like a friggin $500 million mutual fund–whose returns are 70% likely to fail to beat a simple index–I focus on the variables, patterns and stocks where you can actually make predictable profits–just take a look at the table on my TIMalerts subscribers-only websit and see what I’m talkin’ about

Long story short, finance is so fu%^&en backwards, all the wrong people have the power, too many people are confused/losing $…it’s time somebody did something about it…me and my new laptop are just getting started…

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Steven

Lenovo Thinkpad

Pallian (Moderator)

ooo.. close!

Steven

IBM Thinkpad

TommyTim

Look at CROX in AH's. 4.50 a share. Down 50% after slashing Q2.

YngvaiMalmsteve

Lenovo IdeaPad U110

Wes

MacBook Air

Andy

dell

yaktipper

Red Lenovo IdeaPad U110

Mike

Toshiba Qosmio G35

jpdrew

macbook pro

lenovo

Lenovo Thinkpad T61

longshort28

APPLE

OptionTrader

I would of thought you bought the new Dell XPS M1730 or M1530 since you mentioned you loved your Dell!

5holeSAVE

Tim bought an Alienware Area-51 m17x

Reaper

Black Lenovo Ideapad U110

FeedTheBull

Either the new hp touchsmart or an Area 51

MikeY

MacBook

Randy

Thinkpad X300

Benjamin

Apple MacBook Pro 17" screen

Jason

Apple MacBook Pro

studentofthegame

Apple MacBook Pro (MA897LL/A) Notebook

R

MacBook Pro 17" (Max Ram) Running Windows for Trading Programs

tuck finitee

A tin can and a string tied to an abacus? Mr. Farell is an economic illiterate with zero historical knowledge. Did you have any food fights or attend any wet tee shirt competitions? Apparently you had a very full schedule.

The Chad

I say Dell XPS...

You rocked Dell in the Wall Street Warrior series - I say you stick to what you know, and go Dell XPS...

The Chad

Dell XPS 1530, or the 1730 - just needed to clarify...

Dennho

ThinkPad X300

beinggreat

Mac book Pro

getshorty

Pink dell, with a couple of Anime stickers ??

Derffie

Well I had recommended a Thinkpad but since you got it so quickly Im thinking you went with that new widescreen HP that's being advertised on CNBC every half hour or so...

justin

Lenovo IdeaPad Y710 - 40542BU

getshorty

Thats specific Justin, you got the serial number?

Bob (VC)

I would love to say you've seen the light and picked up a sweet Macbook Pro (17" w/high-gloss screen and the 2.6Ghz proc would be sweet Timmay!).. But I'm going to be more realistic and say you went with a HP Pavilion HDX9010NR.. But probably another Dell...

TomT

you got the Dell XPS M2010

with the Intel

Ryan

ThinkPad X61

Evan

Acer - Extensa Laptop with AMD Athlon

T

so TOS charges $ 20 for OTCBB stock? That is too much..dont you guys think so?

eb

Lenovo Thinkpad SL400

vo

Dell XPS M1330 with a big external display.

Nobody said that model yet. :-)

noobtrader.08

Toshiba Satellite... 17" monitor.

Hopefully with Office 2007 on it... =D

Oleg

Apple 17" MacBook Pro Notebook

alex

Toshiba Portege R500

cacaosteve

I'm going to have to go with the MacBook Air.

tlento

Lenovo 3000

YngvaiMalmsteve

T, TOS charges $20 for large 20,000 share OTCBB stock orders. For 30,000 shares it's $30. For 40,000, it's $40. And it's $50 for 50,000 shares or more.

If you're only ordering 5000 shares or less, you pay a flat fee of $9.95. Or, small orders (like 500 shares) you pay the 1.5 cents per share commission.

getshorty

T, if you got a cheaper broker, keep it aside, that way you can trade with the cheapest that you can get shares available, thats what i play both cards with IB and TOS.

But by any means, if you want to be in the crap shorting game, open a tos account since they are the only ones I know so far that allow you to reserve shares.

T

Thanks YngvaiMalmsteve and shorty....

I have an account with scottrade which doesn't allow me to short stock which is trading at $5.

I spoke to TOS and they said that you cannot short stock which is less than 3. Most of the Tim's recommendations in his daily alerts talk about shorting stock which is less than $ 2 or $3 and as Scottrade said no, I am looking for a broker who allows to short stock which are trading less than $2.

Any reco?

How is IB?

ryan z

Refurbished Macbook Air, w/out the overly expensive, under sized SSD

StockRake

Dell XPS m1330 because the m1530 is too big and you don't want to lug something like that down to Mogulus, but more importantly I have one too.

balls...or just plain nuts...

I was just thinking about how TIM is a lot like Mystery Science Theater 3000; they cracked on crappy movies for a laugh, and TIM cracks on crappy stocks for a profit!

Millionairemind

Lenovo IdeaPad Y710 - 40542AU or 40542BU

Hey Timmay, why not give one month free TimAlert to all bitches who participate on this guessing game? It won't cost you a penny extra. It will help you rather, herds of 100s extra will be jumping on your short calls than just a few hundreds you already have. That helps to move the stock. You will be rich if only 25% bitches continue joining TimAlert after 1 mo and statistically always higher % will join after they taste the fun of TimAlert! Just a thought! Jewyaaaah!

TIM Sykes

nah only the winner gets a free month, i dont need BS free trials, i think i've proven this is a valuable service so if people cant spend $30/month on hardcore honest research, they probly shouldnt be trading anyway

Mike_13th

T
imo IB hands down best!
And yes I have reserved borrows many times there.
You can short down to .001 stocks if you wish.
All are fair game there.
Their commish can't be beat plus their Premarket list rocks.

Be warned though you need $10k to open.

longshort

Thanks Mike for your reco. 10K is too much for me now but will def. open account with them if I make some money in the market.

Mike_13th

WRSP i got easy borrows there today,instant fill,few of my friends tried it on other brokers,nope,nope

Mike_13th

Oh and T,
I left $500 in scott to keep it open,as I've posted a few times before,their scrolling HOD list has easy made me over $100k in the last 5 months...trading wise it stinks though imo,i just use 'em.

longshort

WRSP i got easy borrows there today,instant fill,few of my friends tried it on other brokers,nope,nope

Mike you are talking about Interactive brokers, right?

Jay

macbook air

Jay

That or a lenovo t63

denig

HP Pavilion Laptop

sonid

Acer Aspire 6920G-6071

Will

Gateway

Michael Gonzales

IBM ThinkPad X Series (X61s). Now gimme my TimBucks you Jew bitch!

Hugh

lenovo ideapad u series

Misha

Some kind of an Asus

johnnyvento

MacBook Pro

15" monitor (17" too big for timmay)
2.5 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo (0.1 more GHz for $250 is too much money, offends timmay's jewish sense of deal making)

4 GB 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM (timmay DOES need more RAM for his real time charting- some things can't be skimped)

250GB HD @ 5400 RPM (timmay don't need no faster speed for mo' money)

Apple Care Plan (you'd be stupid not to)

no other extras required

johnnyvento

haha MKTY was such a brilliant play, Tim you are such a genius for thinking of it!

SamuraiRat

It's a Kaportchnitz 29D-X2000

Jason

Dell Vestro 17 in

marketGirl

HP

elkate

Dell XPS for sure.

theproficientinvestor

I'm guessing a Gigabyte M912

romvolkov

Fujitsu

sayhellonsmile

The worst part of Livestock is THE WAIT :) Friday is now my favorite day as I am awake at this hour. Don't buy an HP because I thought the touchscreen would be great on my tx1308nr. However, it is not as nice as a track-ball would be on my old Dell or on a Lenovo Thinkpad :)

arcus

Fujitsu. We've got an HP widescreen that we really enjoy. Had a Dell once and it wouldn't stop falling apart. 3 keyboards, CD-drive, batteries, heck..even the hinges for the screen broke off. I'll never buy another Dell.

iYf808

Alienware Area-51 m15x

schmuck

panasonic toughbook?...its the best

SoRichSoBored

lenovo 3000

mike

Dell D630

milingz

Alienware m9750 :)

Jay Cornelius

[b]The Asus M70[/b]
[img]http://images10.newegg.com/ProductImageCompressAll200/34-220-309-15.jpg[/img]

younggunz

Lenovo Thinkpad T61

trader07

Alienware Area 51x

tom

Dell Vostro 1700

younggunz

I doubt my answer is correct but that would be what I would buy right now if I was going to use it for business. I just doubt you can get a thinkpad off the shelf. NYC is probably much different then where I live so they may have a store that sells them. Otherwise you'd have to wait for it to be shipped.

One thing that bugs me lately with newer laptops is all the manufacturers boasting about having glossy screens. Why the heck do you want a glossy screen thats going to have a reflection on it constantly unless you're in a cave. My HP has one and I am looking on eBay for an anti-glair skin.

T-Money

Dell Studio 17 - probably the customized graphite gray with red trim..

T-Money

Dell Studio 17 - probably the customized graphite gray with red trim..because you're a cheap jew..jk

julianv

Lenovo ThinkPad T61 15.4"

tallcotton

He skipped the laptop and bought a lap dance instead :)

Dennho

Sooo Tim... whats the deal?

Michael Importico

SONY VAIO

Michael Importico

Tim, I am going to tell it like it just as you do. I just lost $50,000 on one shitty penny stock... TIDE.OB.

I lost my trading guts and am scared to make trades. Getting emotional just watching stocks.

YOU HAVE BEEN THERE, GIVE ME SOME ADVICE BUDDY. I NEED SOME...I AM A COMPLETE IDIOT. LOST MY B**LZ.

TIM Sykes

winner was #10 jpdrew, congrats!

importico, dont feel too bad, these companies are all frauds, thats what they do fuck people over...good lesson for u, now just take some time off and regroup emotionally....always new opportunities, u just gotta be in the right frame of mind to profit from them

tallcotton

Hey Michael, Tim's right. You gotta back away from the computer and regroup. Lots of people are struggling right now. The market really sucks, so you're not alone.

If you have time, go back and read Reminiscences of a Stock Operator. The first five chapters talk about how he made and lost his money over and over. It really helped me. Hope you will benefit from it, too. Cheers, and better trading next time.

johnnyvento

my guess also correct, but I'll never ever get anything

haha

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Nov 4	COT	$8.66	$8.88	$642
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Oct 30	DDRX	$25.70	$26.53	$812
Oct 29	CTDC	$4.00	$4.42	$781
Oct 26	AWSL	$3.24	$4.10	$2516
Oct 23	RODM	$5.27	$5.23	$301
Oct 22	AMLM	$2.69	$2.97	$820
Oct 22	USEG	$6.12	$6.09	$85
Oct 20	CBOU	$8.93	$9.06	$243
Oct 16	VRMLQ	$16.79	$18.65	$2773
Oct 13	YONG	$11.05	$11.66	$1202
Oct 13	NPHC	$0.59	$0.71	$583
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