The SEC Mandated Debate + Prohibition On Short Selling=Government Sponsored Market Tyranny/Only Chance In Hell To Bottom
Posted by timothysykes on Tue 15th of Jul, 2008 02:45:37 PMSo now–after the public complains loud enough cuz they’re losing their asses in their “value investments” (learn to do some f%^&en due diligence you sh$%heads)–Osama bin SEC field agents have sent subpoenas, aka instruments of terror, to hedge fund managers and traders who are spreading bad rumors in order to profit from Short Selling these embarrassing financial companies.

Hell, right in the middle of me writing this post, Osama’s decided they’re even gonna clamp down on allowing people to short sell these turds! Just their latest terrorist act since they believe anyone who preaches and practices financial freedom to be infidels. (Emergency measures my Jew-ass, the problem lay with the companies and the leverage/power/manipulative-marketing-schemes themselves, not those who are smart enough to realize how fu$#ed these leverage/coke-loving bandits truly are, most assuredly business-wise and stock-wise too until the SEC just gave them a get out of jail free card for the latter)
This is big news–Osama bin SEC is mobilizing their terrorist committees so it’s gotta be covered by the financial media circus, giving us time-wasting debates like THIS one. I like that my man Lindzon defends short sellers, actually most of the people on there do, but WTF is the point of the whole debate in the first place?
Big bad SEC gonna investigate, rumors bad, punish bad opportunists, Short Selling so bad, or is it good, maybe it’s good, maybe companies are bad, why no SEC investigate them, oh wait, they hire lobbyists, they rich, they get government peeps in trouble, SEC no want lobbyist trouble, SEC weak, back to short sellers bad, commentators know it not fair, they smart, learn SEC, learn, watch Fox Biz, too bad nobody watches, lobbyists win, SEC stop short sellers…
Does Fox Biz really not understand that people don’t even know WTF Short Selling is? That we don’t need any more fu$#ing breaking news/journalist opinions from peeps who’ve never made a dime in the markets! That peeps have been pumped by so many fraudulent financial commercials and industry drones incessantly spewing marketing materials as if their job depended on it–which it does–that they’re scared to put their money anywhere and then when they finally do and lose, as is usually the case during bear markets, they blame it on the market being random? (It’s not random, you naive f%^&s, you’re just victims of sooooo much industry BS, you don’t know any better)
That people don’t understand how corrupt these companies are? $1.1 trillion in off balance sheet assets in Citigroup Inc. (C)–are you guys fu#%en kidding me? What’d you think it wouldn’t unravel sooner or later? What are you guys the dumbest pieces of s#t in the entire world? Have you not read Extraordinary Popular Delusions & The Madness Of Crowds? I know it’s gonna take up your precious coke time, but c’mon, if you’re gonna bet $1 trillion+, you should do some research first, don’t ya think? Or did you really believe that little piece of paper confirming you cheated/family-connectioned/hell maybe even studied hard (not that it makes much of a difference as LTCM peeps discovered) your way through school would be enough to get you through trillion dollar bets too?
Do these “experienced financial journalists” not get that they’re really only debating amongst their overly-educated /overly-cultured selfish selves as the rest of the world doesn’t give a crap about business/finance cuz you pricks have given the entire wrong impression/made it soooo boring, all they want is stock tips–and not the same old garbage being spewed by fee-earning soulless scumbags who are right about 50% of the time, or by peeps focusing on trends with hugely unpredictable time lags nor my favorite, those using their interns and underlings to come out with pathetically simplistic and fundamental-backed arguments ie wireless is strong + the PE is 12 + company growing at 40%/year = stock must be a buy which inevitably crank out random results for investors, not that it matters as these guys really only care about diddling their mistresses while wondering where their lives went wrong.
All I wanna do is get rich by making others rich too. Isn’t that how the entire financial markets should work? Do good and get rewarded. Not lie, cheat, steal, use leverage and pray to everything holy that you don’t fu%^ up or show how unpolished/undeserving/unintelligent/incompetent you really are.
My f$%#en God, I feel like I’m taking fu#%^ing crazy pills here!
Am I really the only motherf$%^&en person who reads and responds to each email so as to see EXACTLY what people don’t understand, all of which causes 90% of traders to lose $, 70% of mutual fund managers to underperform a friggin index that requires no management whatsoever and negligible fees, finance freaks are looked down upon as greedy soulless halflings (bingo!) and society as a whole could give two sh#$s about finance, the stock market, Fox Biz, CNBC, Maria gigantic-ass-iromo?!?!?!
My god people, are we all so ignorant/selfish to believe the odds aren’t great that we can’t see Dow 4,000 again (not if the SEC can help it–maybe their next step is to ban sellers of all kinds!), a figure that we passed just over a decade ago, a decade during which we as a society/joke of an industry created all sorts of formulas/financial instruments and technologies aka excuses that have deluded ourselves into thinking that “this time is different.”
No, we’ve simply made the mistake every generation seems destined to make only this time, there’s so many dumb motherf%$#en talking heads given so many platforms of near-instantaneous communication, it’s just gonna be more painful as our sins of the past are gonna be rubbed into our collective faces day in, day out so that one day we can warn our children about how dumb mommy and daddy’s generation was–not that our warnings will do them any good as they’ll have to experience it themselves–and so on and so forth until some alien accidentally trips on a nuclear switch and puts us all out of misery.
Now that’s the short seller’s way of thinking, no debate, prohibition or investigation required. Am I right? Now that Osama bin SEC has stepped in, we’ll never know…so much for freedom in America.
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