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Posted 5 days, 19 hours ago. http://timothysykes.com/2008/05/11/thank-the-sec-for-once-wall-street-warriors-open-casting-call/

Thank The SEC For Once: Wall Street Warriors Open Casting Call

Tags: Cool Opportunities, MOJO, Rants

Most reality shows gets tens to hundreds of thousands of applicants so the chances of actually getting picked are like the chances of me kissing and making up with the SEC aka slim to none. But not so in the joke that is the finance industry.

Thanks to absurd, blatantly anti-American regulations (SEC take a bow) limiting freedom of speech, freedom of the press and basically everything to which we Americans take for granted, firms and industry insiders won’t allow video cameras—and even more dangerous a possible international audience—to view such XXX-rated evils like stock trading and brokers baiting and switching! Money-making is simply too scandalous to ever be allowed to go mainstream, the public just wouldn’t be able to handle it, right?

This is why our children, influenced by TV/society, ignore finance/using their brains in favor of more animalistic/primitive pursuits, trying to perfect their voices (American Idol), muscles (ARod or American Gladiator) or looks (America’s Next Top Model) to get rich and famous.

Pathetic.

Luckily, if you don’t give a flying f$#@ about some imaginary line drawn by corrupt balding bastards (encore bow SEC…hmmm, they really like the ephors in the movie 300 aren’t they?) or if your firm is crappy/desperate enough to be willing to bend the rules, I give you THIS open Wall Street Warriors casting call. This Tuesday afternoon.

House Productions
450 W. 15th St., Ste. 202
New York , NY 10011
Phone: (212) 929-0200
Fax: (212) 929-5350

Even if you can’t make the casting, definitely check out that website, they’ve got a cool video, obviously not financially oriented (or else the SEC would’ve censored it)

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10 Responses

  1. 1Christopher Cianci

    May 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    I just finished watching the first season of the show. I was very impressed - really funny and interesting stuff. So, are you planning on making an appearance on any of the upcoming seasons?

  2. 2timothysykes

    May 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    lots and lots of stuff in the works….

  3. 3Zykosis

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    i’m having trouble viewing the post about TIMtv and Chucktv…

  4. 4jj

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Nice clip from house productions…some of those chicks could be my dog!!!!

  5. 5jj

    May 11th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    getting an error msg. trying to open your latest post…

  6. 6timothysykes

    May 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    if u cant see that video player int he next post, u can just go here at 2pm tomorrow to join in the chat!

    http://www.mogulus.com/chucktv

  7. 7noobtrader.08

    May 12th, 2008 at 12:48 am

    Are the casting directors looking for a person currently in the market? Or are they looking for someone who’s never traded a stock wtih real money?

    I’ve got experience in front of the camera. I’ve done a couple of low budget feature films, AND had a national commerical in Canada… now I’m business… will explain further if you’re interested… if not, that’s cool too.

    Curios to see what they’re looking for.

  8. 8noobtrader.08

    May 12th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    **err curious.

  9. 9jj

    May 12th, 2008 at 1:03 am

    it won’t let me even view the page. internet explorer error message the page can not be viewed…operation aborted. …hmmmm.

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