Welcome To The New TimothySykes.com, Kinda Like Super Shredder

Tags: Analogies, Blogging, Cool Products, Milestones

Welcome to my new website! Check out the official PR…this is three months of hard work baby and its really brought me back to my pyramid-building days…tons of cool features—por ejemplo, click and drag on any of the sections like TIM101 and you can rearrange their position to suit your preferences, vertically—for now

Understand this is just the ground floor because as you can see, there’s a dozen+ projects goin’ on here, all in an effort to make this stuff more fun, understandable and ultimately help you become more profitable. Over the next few days and weeks, I’ll be going over each new section in detail, but for now, here’s a little breakdown of everything:

Bucks
Rewards for your thoughts—now every time you post or comment you get a TIMbuck, talkin’ with sponsors of all sorts right now, we’ll have a whole list of goodies shortly, wouldn’t it be cool if you post a good pick, and everybody profited and gave you so many TIMbucks that you could cash in your chips to get 50 free trades from GFT? That’s the plan anyway…

101
Where Real Traders Begin—you know all those beginner-type questions? Yah, they all get answered here, got plenty of articles in the works, everything from reading level 2 and my fav. books for beginners to…well, stuff like that…also you can see ALL the details of my trades, good and bad, I wish everybody in this industry would do

Reads
Reading is FUNdamental—bringin’ my whole library back to 1 page, only about a quarter of them on there now, good things take time

Reviews
The toughest critic around—no more 1-2 line answers, name any US stock and I’ll do a full analysis-technical, fundamental and everything else—for $20/ticker, for entertainment purposes only of course (happy you SEC bastards!?!?!), let’s see how this goes

Tv
Real. Fun. Really Funny—just the beginning, got soooo many ideas, just gotta clone myself to find the time to film them all, new clips—not necessarily just me—will be rolled out each day, stuff that’s gonna make you laugh, cry and most importantly, occupy you so you won’t be tempted to trade every damn pattern!

Terms
Nothing but the truth—an accurate financial/trading glossary, not like the one put out by those morons at Investopedia who say it’s impossible to short sell penny stocks and cannot account for my existence or my profits

Pics
Like you’ve never seen before—God bless this new application that allows you to add audio bubbles to pictures, click the link and listen, it’s fun, I promise…new pics coming out every day or two

Forums
Let’s talk it out bitch—same as always except now you’re gonna get rewarded for posting, seriously, we should all be looking for potential plays, if we work together on that, it’s less work individually and for once, we’ll never miss some hot stock…do it all night looooooooooong

Affiliates
Profit without risking a dime—now, not only is PennyStocking gonna teach those with smaller accounts how to make some pretty eye popping returns, it’s also gonna make bloggers, website operators, basically anyone, some risk-free profits by promoting/selling this package—think $75 commissions on the $300 retail price…launching mid-May…I’ve learned from the boiler rooms themselves to offer big cuts of the profit pie to my salesforce (except we won’t be scamming, we offer a legal way to profit from such scumbags!)(gotta love the irony, right?)

So sign up using that link!

Speaks
A loudmouth worth listening to—that’s the tagline anyway…seriously though, I’ve done 6 colege speeches now and I’ve rocked them all, click the link to see what others say and to have me speak at your college/organization!

Links
Indecent public exposure—yeah yeah TIMlinkers, you gonna get some exposure for your sites, let’s see what you got!

Trades
Talk is cheap, it’s game time—ah yes, I can talk all day long spouting out theories and making predictions, but this is what it all comes down to. Sure I don’t manage the big-time assets most talking heads do, but I’m pretty sure my 21% first quarter 2008 performance (when just about everyone lost 10%) and 47% six month performance (when just about everyone lost 10-15%) is meaningful…good or bad, you’re gonna see if I can continue making money

Writes
Not your typical stock blog—but you knew that already, watch out kids the pace is gonna quicken a bit, too much info/knowledge to share

Radio
Raw. Unedited. Interviews—with all the most interesting people in finance, or at least those who won’t BS making random predictions (that rules out 99% of this joke of an industry). I won’t even link yet cuz we’re still working out bugs with this

Favs
Gifts from the gods—my favorite websites and tools, get ready, the list is massive, gonna take a few days to get it all up there…

Polls
Vote or die—seriously, just vote, it’s fun

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