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Mr. Hankey And Richard Nixon Are Teaming Up For Your Benefit!

Posted by timothysykes on Fri 25th of Apr, 2008 07:09:20 PM
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In recent posts like THIS, you might’ve noticed some small cartoons featured on several stock charts—namely Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo, of South Park fame and Richard Nixon, of “I am not a crook” fame, exemplifying the kind of crappy and crooked companies out there.

hankey flush Mr. Hankey And Richard Nixon Are Teaming Up For Your Benefit!

Like my blogging adventure, these cartoons are just starting to help make this stuff more understandable / visually stimulating. So, I need your help in finding small pictures of cartoons and pictures that represent common themes such as: so hot right now, too popular, indecisive, volatile, about to take a dive, full of fluff, heavily gossiped, solid company (yeah right, when are we ever gonna find a volatile stock with that quality!), poor management, cool products, bright future etc.

So, let’s see what you guys got, please help this overworked blogger out and link away!

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  • Stevenjh
    What two minutes of boredom gets you
  • Stevenjh
  • Zykosis
    i figured he'd save them to his upload file for the sight, no need to link
  • JJ
    Here's one for piss poor planning....

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  • For the hot stock lover in all of us....
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  • AB
    Tim,
    I have been a fan of yours from day 1. I have been following you since your days on Wall Street Warriors. I have a question for you. First, I know that you are short biased and I really like your niche. I just began trading 6 months ago I am 18 years old and unfortunately I cannot short. I am stuck on only longing and for the most part it has been profittable, but do you have any advice for me on how to pick stocks going up and not down. Secondly, I have a 50k account that I trade with (only long positions) I have been putting huge amounts of that money in 1 stock and scalping and its been successful. Should I continue going after 1 stock and picking up a few points for quick profit or should I diversify and take away some risk. Let me know Tim.

    Thanks for all you have done,

    Andrew
  • the barber
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  • the barber
    youll do anything to get traffic on your site.
  • Dan-O
    Steve, I can't belive you posted Heat Miser.

    That so awesome.
  • Joe
  • thanks guys, def. some good pics!

    AB, scalping is very dangerous, u make lots of small gains, then one big loss wipes away weeks of work, its not for me.

    Barber, i'm just trying to make this stuff more fun and understandable--of course i want more site traffic, wait til u see the new site, i hope it pisses u off

    Thanks joe!
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