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Posted 20 days ago. http://timothysykes.com/2008/04/25/mr-hankey-and-richard-nixon-are-teaming-up-for-your-benefit/

Mr. Hankey And Richard Nixon Are Teaming Up For Your Benefit!

Tags: Blogging, Pictures, Story Stocks

In recent posts like THIS, you might’ve noticed some small cartoons featured on several stock charts—namely Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo, of South Park fame and Richard Nixon, of “I am not a crook” fame, exemplifying the kind of crappy and crooked companies out there.

Like my blogging adventure, these cartoons are just starting to help make this stuff more understandable / visually stimulating. So, I need your help in finding small pictures of cartoons and pictures that represent common themes such as: so hot right now, too popular, indecisive, volatile, about to take a dive, full of fluff, heavily gossiped, solid company (yeah right, when are we ever gonna find a volatile stock with that quality!), poor management, cool products, bright future etc.

So, let’s see what you guys got, please help this overworked blogger out and link away!

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40 Responses

  1. 1Zykosis

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

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  2. 2Zykosis

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

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  3. 3Zykosis

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

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  4. 4Zykosis

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    put other stock tickers in the wile e coyote sign

  5. 5Stevenjh

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    What two minutes of boredom gets you

  6. 6Stevenjh

    April 25th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

  7. 7Zykosis

    April 25th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    i figured he’d save them to his upload file for the sight, no need to link

  8. 8JJ

    April 25th, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    Here’s one for piss poor planning….

    http://www.funnyhub.com/pictur.....design.jpg

  9. 9Steve

    April 25th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    For the hot stock lover in all of us….

  10. 10Steve

    April 25th, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Heatmiser.jpg

  11. 11JJ

    April 25th, 2008 at 9:09 pm

  12. 12AB

    April 25th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Tim,
    I have been a fan of yours from day 1. I have been following you since your days on Wall Street Warriors. I have a question for you. First, I know that you are short biased and I really like your niche. I just began trading 6 months ago I am 18 years old and unfortunately I cannot short. I am stuck on only longing and for the most part it has been profittable, but do you have any advice for me on how to pick stocks going up and not down. Secondly, I have a 50k account that I trade with (only long positions) I have been putting huge amounts of that money in 1 stock and scalping and its been successful. Should I continue going after 1 stock and picking up a few points for quick profit or should I diversify and take away some risk. Let me know Tim.

    Thanks for all you have done,

    Andrew

  13. 13the barber

    April 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am

    tim sykes your such a nerd

  14. 14the barber

    April 26th, 2008 at 1:22 am

    youll do anything to get traffic on your site.

  15. 15Dan-O

    April 26th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Steve, I can’t belive you posted Heat Miser.

    That so awesome.

  16. 16Joe

    April 26th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Tim, your in this article http://www.finalternatives.com/node/4173

  17. 17timsykes

    April 26th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    thanks guys, def. some good pics!

    AB, scalping is very dangerous, u make lots of small gains, then one big loss wipes away weeks of work, its not for me.

    Barber, i’m just trying to make this stuff more fun and understandable–of course i want more site traffic, wait til u see the new site, i hope it pisses u off

    Thanks joe!

  18. 18Matt

    April 26th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

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    homeless.jpg
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  19. 19JJ

    April 26th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

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  20. 20JJ

    April 26th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

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  21. 21JJ

    April 26th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    SNL.wmv

  22. 22JJ

    April 26th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  23. 23Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Too Popular:
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  24. 24Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Volatile:
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  25. 25Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    Scary:
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  26. 26Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Surprise:
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  27. 27Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Pump & Dump Author:
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  28. 28Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    Poor Management:
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  29. 29Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Indecisive (pic from The Kirk Report):
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  30. 30Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Heavily Gossiped:
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  31. 31TIM Sykes

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    LOL awesome guys thanks!

  32. 32Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:47 pm

    Gamble (pic from The Kirk Report):
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  33. 33Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    Crap Stock (from The Kirk Report):
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  34. 34Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    CEO:
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  35. 35Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Bright Future 01:
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  36. 36Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Bright Future 02:
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  37. 37Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    Bad Motherfu***r:
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  38. 38Jose V.

    May 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    ANALyst:
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  39. 39Jose V.

    May 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 am

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  40. 40Jose V.

    May 2nd, 2008 at 12:03 am

    ANALyst at Tier 1 Firm:
    analysttier1firmus1.jpg

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