When Timmayyy Is Dead Right: Manipulated Stocks Go Boom!

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For the 3 most recently manipulated microcraps—CNOA (pumped by a CNBC “reporter” who mistook paid-for stock promotion for credible research, probly the result of majoring in theatre studies in college (seriously)), EDEN (agriculture product pumped by a TheStreet.com “journalist” who forgot to read the quarterly report mentioning they sold off that division!) and TIGR (I don’t wanna know the evil lurking behind that pump, possibly some SEC counter-intelligence subdivision trying to draw out fellow manipulators) I have been dead on. These are opportunities from which you can profit because I’m not talking about variables that indirectly affect stock prices (ie earnings, the economy)—no, these catalysts have a direct impact on the supply/demand of shares and consequently the stock price.

Since my expose when it was at $1.80ish, CNOA has dropped 30% in a few days—longs, don’t blame me or say “I don’t get it, it had all the trends going in its favor, I guess penny stocks really are just like gambling?!?!” Hello no, this kind of price action is the precise opposite of random, it’s motherf$#@en PennyStocking—learn to play the game or suffer the consequences!

EDEN, after profiting conservatively on Friday—displaying the kind of impatience girls have when on their periods—I wasted $300 in profits in between $2.35 (my cover Friday) and $2.20 (my-reshort today)…I’m still holding my re-short overnight, already up $240ish this time around (7% gain in one afternoon), if it continues to fade oh so gradually, it should have no problem taking out stop losses at $2, on it’s way to $1.80-ish and a $500+ profit for me…Again, a perfect example of both Pennystocking and how you can do better than me (judging from some comments, many of you have!)

(And I’m gonna keep bringing up my DVD because it’s the only way you guys will ever understand this game, not through annoying the hell out of me with too many questions answered in this product or by trying to piece together concepts from all my blog posts…if you’re really that cheap, then just make a few trades—while not truly understanding what the hell is going on—and use the confusing but probable profits to buy the DVD)

Last, but certainly not the least manipulated, there’s my little (TIGR) I wrote about over the weekend—you’re so cute, oh yes you are, you know you are, oh yes you do! Who’s manipulating you, c’mon, I won’t tell…more than a few thousand website visitors…you’re right you little TIGR, it doesn’t matter…probly better I don’t know anyway…after all, I couldn’t find any shares to short you today and when you dropped $5 in 10 minutes, I placed my limit order to buy so conservatively, I was worse than a Jew counting change on the street. I know, I’m embarrassed, but so what—all I gotta do is write about you and my non-Jew readers can profit, right TIGR? Oh yes I am, I know I am…after all, all the other talking heads have never turned thousands into millions before / are boring / have lives / don’t know what’s best for small traders and investors…right TIGR?

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